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Monday, October 12, 2015
1864. Rosie: Can't rivet 'er
A woman in heavy construction Would give horny workers some suction In the cab of her truck But she never would fuck Due to fear it might cause reproduction.
Dumb women like that never learn So what did she get in return? While sucking each one Did she have any fun? Sounds just too much like work Unless every jerk Gives this tramp enough money to burn.
I've probably just created the eighth deadly sin by breaking the cardinal rule of limerick writing, but it's not every day that I get to be this adventurous.
AABBA - not today AABBCCA - today
I know I may get a public lashing for this one; maybe even a free tutorial/ lecture. Okay... shoot me now!
Dumb women like that never learn
ReplyDeleteSo what did she get in return?
While sucking each one
Did she have any fun?
Sounds just too much like work
Unless every jerk
Gives this tramp enough money to burn.
I've probably just created the eighth deadly sin by breaking the cardinal rule of limerick writing, but it's not every day that I get to be this adventurous.
AABBA - not today
AABBCCA - today
I know I may get a public lashing for this one; maybe even a free tutorial/ lecture. Okay... shoot me now!
S.H.
What a boring world this would be if no one ever broke with tradition. You go, girl!
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