It's been quite a while since I posted any which weren't written by me. These two have been around forever -- thus the PD designation above (Public Domain.)
There once was a man named Adair,
Who was laying his girl on the stair.
The bannister broke
So he hastened his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
There once was a woman from Norway,
Who hung by her heels in the doorway.
She said to her man
Seated on the divan,
"I think I've discovered one more way!"
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