A naughty old Englishman, Nevil,
Sought out a street walker to revel.
His trip to her quiff
Got him both clap and syph
And his doctor bill cost like the devil.
A pharmacy student named Cecil,
Took a pretty young thing to mud wrestle.
While down in the muck
They decided to fuck
And her mortar got poked by his pestle.
Oh the last (Cecil) was hilarious!! Classic.
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