There once was a fellow named Russell,
Who got in a neighborhood tussle.
Let his lawn go unmowed
So the guy next door showed
Him the punch of his big bicep muscle.
Neither snow nor rain...?
A man who delivered the mail,
On weather days often would fail
To make rounds appointed.
This got him annointed
"The postman most likely to bail."
A picky old codger named Beck,
Was really a pain in the neck.
When you'd wash his windows
He'd cast innuendos
If you left the tiniest speck.
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