A Frenchman named Monsieur Reneu,
Found a nasty ol' whore he could screu.
She fucked him quite well
But because of her smell
He was stirred to shout out "Sacre bleu!"
A grungy ol' gal named Lucinda,
Has very foul-smelling pudenda.
Before you can eat her
You must make them sweeter
By heavily coating with Splenda.
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