In late spring a fellow named Clay,
Went shopping for Valentine's Day.
But he was so stupid
He didn't know Cupid
Is not celebrated in May.
There once was a hacker named Dolph,
Who played, but was lousy at golf.
When he'd drive his ball,
Spring, summer or fall,
It always wound up in the rolf.
A boozer from South Manitoba,
For mem'ry takes gingko biloba.
He still can't recall
If it's springtime or fall,
His problem is, he's never soba.
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