There once was a fellow named Archie,
From the small Okie town of Okarche.
But then he did roam
Up to Joan Rivers' home.
Oklahomans have nicknamed him "Larchie."
(She's from Larchmont, NY.)
An oversexed husband, Calhoun,
Has anal sex each afternoon.
He reams out the butt
Of his wife, so that slut
Has nicknamed him "the man in my moon."
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