There is a meek maiden named Miriam,
Who suffers from bouts of delirium.
She thinks that all guys
Will try spreading her thighs,
Consequently, she will not go nearium.
A horny old bastard named Mason,
Was constantly pussy a'chasin'.
He never could catch
Any willing young snatch,
But his motor was always a'racin'.
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