Forgive me for the quality of this limerick. I hate using "near rhymes" as they are a sure sign of a poor poet.
While wooing a girl, this dude, Lasater,
Decided to wave his bare ass at her.
'Twas Valentine's Day
And suffice it to say
What ensued can be viewed as a massacre!
I probably should have made line 5 read
This was not how to make the best pass at her.
but I wanted a reference to the Chicago gangland slaying of 2/14/29.
Just a suggestion, but The Limericist might want to consider changing line one's "guy" to "dude." This would enhance the assonance already present in "woo," "ensued" and "viewed."
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