A Turkish math man, Ali Ulger,
Once had an affair with a Bulgar.
While there in Sophia
He caught gonorrhea.
The things he then said were quite vulgar.
Mr. Ulger is real (but my story isn't.)
There once was a fellow named Burke,
Who set up a date with a Turk.
When the door she did answer
This hot belly dancer
Appeared wearing only a smirk.
Who set up a date with a Turk.
When the door she did answer
This hot belly dancer
Appeared wearing only a smirk.
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