A pretty young boy known as Kevin
Was raped in a pasture by seven
Lascivious beasts
(Oh, those Anglican priests)
And such is the Kingdom of Heaven.
A responsive young girl from the East
In bed was an able artiste
She had learned two positions
From family physicians,
And ten from the old parish priest.
An ambitious lady named Harriet
Once dreamed she was raped in a chariot
By seventeen sailors
A monk and three tailors,
Mohammed and Judas Iscariot.
Here's one I've always liked:
ReplyDeleteFrom the Pope to the souls in the pews,
The whole Church is aghast at the news:
It appears Father Ives
Has had seventeen wives
But declines to tell congregants whose.
Oooh! That one is new to me, damned clever, and deserves "front page" status!
ReplyDeletePlease post it with a PD number, David.