Tuesday, September 13, 2016

2233-2235. Try this trio

A skinny pole dancer from Stigler
Learned quickly that men want a wiggler
She obtained a boob job
Grew her butt like a blob
Now mere gusts of wind make her a jiggler.

I went to a doctor in Bristow
Asked, "What can you give me for this toe?"
He said, "What you have
Will respond to this salve
Which is made from our state flower, mis'toe."

At an Indian smoke shop in Woodward
I needed to drop off a good turd
Checked for paper, told clerk,
"I need TP, you jerk,"
He said, "Tent?"  Guess he misunderstood word.

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