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Sunday, September 25, 2016
2246. I wouldn't wish ya alopecia
A bald-headed fellow named Nate Was not at all fond of his fate He tried using Rogaine™ But still noticed no gain Of hair on his cue-ball-like pate.
Don't take any crap from those crooks Get a refund, then balance the books If your brains have more flair Then you do not need hair More and more women care less for looks.
Don't take any crap from those crooks
ReplyDeleteGet a refund, then balance the books
If your brains have more flair
Then you do not need hair
More and more women care less for looks.