Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, September 10, 2016
2229. Lon gets lucky
A loquacious Limey named Lon Eloped with a lass from Ceylon He laid her to lick 'er By lulling with liquor Quite looped, she got left on that lawn.