Sunday, January 31, 2016

1973-1974. Apologies to Maya Angelou

There once was a woman named Dinah
Who was lonely, so purchased a mynah
Tried to teach it to talk
But it only would squawk
So she stuck it inside her vagina.

Still lonely, to combat her anguish,
Fucked a Mexican rather than languish.
This made the fowl flutter
(Raul didn't mutter)
When yanked out, the birdie spoke Spanglish!

Perhaps the poetess didn't know why a caged bird sings...

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