Monday, February 1, 2016

PD213-216. Nearly naughty

A bather whose clothing was strewed
By breezes that left her quite nude
        Saw a man come along
        And, unless I am wrong
You expected this line to be lewd.

A big-bosomed Bunny named Gression
Sold cigars at a Key Club concession
        When she swiveled about
        Even strong men cried out
For her costume did not keep her flesh in.

A cautious young fellow named Lodge
Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge
        When his date was strapped in
        He committed a sin
Without even leaving his grodge.

A corpulent maiden named Kroll
Had a notion exceedingly droll
        At a masquerade ball,
        Dressed in nothing at all,
She backed in as a Parker House roll.

You can tell these were lifted from another site.  L3-4 are indented.

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