Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at email@example.com.
Monday, January 11, 2016
1952. "I'll call you." (Yeah, right.)
Once took home a woman, a slut Told her, "Get on all fours like a mutt" I splattered her tuches With hot, steaming mucous Then said, "I hate leaving ya butt..."