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Sunday, January 3, 2016
1945. No Munster Mash for me
I haven't a fondness for cheese Strong-smelling ones make me say, "Jeez!" When it comes to fromage I just say, "Quel dommage" Will you keep it away from me, please?
I'm showing this gem to my mother, and for good reason. When we used to have breakfast together, she would eat rye bread with the worst, pungent, rancid-smelling cheese known to man -- Limburger. The air would be thick with its fumes, which spoiled my breakfast, but... I don't get mad, I get even (that's AFTER I nicely asked her to not have that stuff in my presence, but she ignored the request and just chuckled) One morning, I brought steak tartar that I prepared myself. and put that on my rye bread. Well she gagged. (Yes!) The Limburger was promptly removed from the menu.
P.S. When she offered a piece of Limburger to my cat, it literally catapulted him in the opposite direction and he ran like a cheetah. (yes, she liked to dole out cruel and unusual punishment)
I'm showing this gem to my mother, and for good reason. When we used to have breakfast together, she would eat rye bread with the worst, pungent, rancid-smelling cheese known to man -- Limburger. The air would be thick with its fumes, which spoiled my breakfast, but... I don't get mad, I get even (that's AFTER I nicely asked her to not have that stuff in my presence, but she ignored the request and just chuckled) One morning, I brought steak tartar that I prepared myself. and put that on my rye bread. Well she gagged. (Yes!) The Limburger was promptly removed from the menu.
ReplyDeleteP.S. When she offered a piece of Limburger to my cat, it literally catapulted him in the opposite direction and he ran like a cheetah. (yes, she liked to dole out cruel and unusual punishment)
S.H.