Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Monday, January 25, 2016
1967. My love/hate affair with my penis
An elderly man, full of wrinkles, Takes three minutes each time that he tinkles But should his dick get stiff Making wife cut a quiff It will put in his eyes many twinkles.