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Monday, January 25, 2016
1967. My love/hate affair with my penis
An elderly man, full of wrinkles, Takes three minutes each time that he tinkles But should his dick get stiff Making wife cut a quiff It will put in his eyes many twinkles.
At last! Do you know how long I've waited for this autobiography to come out?! It's about time! I noticed part of it was in yesterday's Limerick of the Day as well. Actually, I think there are more of these memorable snippets throughout... your entire blog! Gotta rummage through it more thoroughly. (and how else am I going to enrich my vocabulary? - today I learned what 'quiff' means; very educational)
I'm glad your vocabulary was expanded, S.H. Your saying so caused me to google 'quiff' to make sure that it was a synonym for pussy.
I was wrong, and must have been thinking of 'quim.' Here's what I originally had:
An elderly man, full of wrinkles, Takes three minutes each time that he tinkles But should his dick get stiff And slide into a quiff It will put in his eyes many twinkles.
Upon discovering that 'quiff' (or 'quif') means "a pussy fart," I rewrote L4.
At last! Do you know how long I've waited for this autobiography to come out?! It's about time! I noticed part of it was in yesterday's Limerick of the Day as well. Actually, I think there are more of these memorable snippets throughout... your entire blog! Gotta rummage through it more thoroughly. (and how else am I going to enrich my vocabulary? - today I learned what 'quiff' means; very educational)
ReplyDeleteS.H.
I'm glad your vocabulary was expanded, S.H. Your saying so caused me to google 'quiff' to make sure that it was a synonym for pussy.
ReplyDeleteI was wrong, and must have been thinking of 'quim.' Here's what I originally had:
An elderly man, full of wrinkles,
Takes three minutes each time that he tinkles
But should his dick get stiff
And slide into a quiff
It will put in his eyes many twinkles.
Upon discovering that 'quiff' (or 'quif') means "a pussy fart," I rewrote L4.
Thanks for your comment!