Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Saturday, January 2, 2016
1944. Cooters trump hooters
I once fucked a woman named Chloe With tits that were perky and showy But what I liked best Wasn't found on her chest 'Twas her pussy (and ass, which was doughy.)
Aha! You changed Line 5. Busted! That's okay; it's much better now, actually. You're off the hook!
ReplyDeleteS.H.
My previous final word, 'joy,' (a diphthong) is actually only one syllable so the scansion was forced.
ReplyDeleteWhen one grows satisfied with one's work, it's either perfect or he's accepted mediocrity.