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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Thursday, January 28, 2016
1970. Does one exist? Free?
My sex life has gone in a rut I think what I need is a slut One who's happy to try Sucking me 'til I'm dry And enjoying my dick up her butt.
Your biography just keeps getting better all the time! This beats reality TV where they censor everything. Keep it up and I'll buy the book!
ReplyDeleteA tip: you're probably more likely to get blown if you leave the anal for last.
ReplyDeleteNo shit?
Delete(Maybe that's clearer as, "So... no shit?")