Thursday, January 28, 2016

1970. Does one exist? Free?

My sex life has gone in a rut
I think what I need is a slut
One who's happy to try
Sucking me 'til I'm dry
And enjoying my dick up her butt.

3 comments:

  1. Your biography just keeps getting better all the time! This beats reality TV where they censor everything. Keep it up and I'll buy the book!

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  2. A tip: you're probably more likely to get blown if you leave the anal for last.

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    1. No shit?

      (Maybe that's clearer as, "So... no shit?")

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