Monday, January 25, 2016

1967. My love/hate affair with my penis

An elderly man, full of wrinkles,
Takes three minutes each time that he tinkles
But should his dick get stiff

Making wife cut a quiff
It will put in his eyes many twinkles.

2 comments:

  1. At last! Do you know how long I've waited for this autobiography to come out?! It's about time! I noticed part of it was in yesterday's Limerick of the Day as well. Actually, I think there are more of these memorable snippets throughout... your entire blog! Gotta rummage through it more thoroughly. (and how else am I going to enrich my vocabulary? - today I learned what 'quiff' means; very educational)

    S.H.

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  2. I'm glad your vocabulary was expanded, S.H. Your saying so caused me to google 'quiff' to make sure that it was a synonym for pussy.

    I was wrong, and must have been thinking of 'quim.' Here's what I originally had:

    An elderly man, full of wrinkles,
    Takes three minutes each time that he tinkles
    But should his dick get stiff
    And slide into a quiff
    It will put in his eyes many twinkles.

    Upon discovering that 'quiff' (or 'quif') means "a pussy fart," I rewrote L4.

    Thanks for your comment!

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