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Sunday, September 20, 2015
OP213. The show won't go on
The star was upset, went berserk She thought that her boss was a jerk "Would Hannah Montana Play second banana?" Now Miley's on strike. She won't twerk.
God, I hate that word... Bit of a dated reference, but it makes the limerick work.
As to this one and OP212, Dave, your 5th-line double entendres are devilishly delightful! Good surrounding lines, too.
And congratz for yet again earning an 'honorable mention' from Mad Kane, using "duck." Your 10-liner on Bugs, Elmer and Daffy was indeed ribbon-worthy. I'll paste it in below:
A duck and a rabbit? What luck! A dilemma – poor Elmer is stuck Some believe that Bugs Bunny Was fiendishly funny To say it’s the season for duck.
But I reckon the rabbit’s a schmuck If you sell out your friend, then you suck Shots went by the duck’s head Should he drop and play dead? What I’d do is tell Daffy to duck.
As to this one and OP212, Dave, your 5th-line double entendres are devilishly delightful! Good surrounding lines, too.
ReplyDeleteAnd congratz for yet again earning an 'honorable mention' from Mad Kane, using "duck." Your 10-liner on Bugs, Elmer and Daffy was indeed ribbon-worthy. I'll paste it in below:
A duck and a rabbit? What luck!
A dilemma – poor Elmer is stuck
Some believe that Bugs Bunny
Was fiendishly funny
To say it’s the season for duck.
But I reckon the rabbit’s a schmuck
If you sell out your friend, then you suck
Shots went by the duck’s head
Should he drop and play dead?
What I’d do is tell Daffy to duck.