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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, September 5, 2015
1823. Let me potty (mouth) train you
It is possible that you've not heard Of the French word for shit; it is merde How int'resting that Their expression for scat Would seemingly rhyme with our 'turd.'
But it doesn't. They pronounce it "maird."