Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, September 18, 2015
1841. Conscientious objection
The bride's mom at a wedding reception Said, "Let's fuck, I brought 'long contraception." Now I rarely eschew A gratuitous screw But in that case, I made an exception.