Thursday, September 10, 2015

OP209. More than I bargained for

A fifty to fuck, she would claim
My bulge she'd indulge 'til I came

I wish I'd known sooner
(To borrow from Spooner)
For nude, she's a dude, a sham dame.


  1. David --
    Please stop posting such incredibly good ones. You're making me look bad!!

    Honestly, that is one great limerick and I'm jealous. Keep 'em coming!

  2. Lol, thanks. I just thought of the spoonerism and figured I could make a limerick out of it. Thankfully, it's not a true story.