Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, September 19, 2015
OP211. A hump in the rump
My date was a bit of a plumper No matter. She said I could pump her Though some find it heinous To fuck in the anus I don't, so I drilled in her dumper.