Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Saturday, September 26, 2015
1849. The Big Boffer
A girl I know couldn't be purtier But also, she couldn't be flirtier She will fuck any cat At the drop of a hat Her behavior could hardly be dirtier.
I'm dating myself by using 'cat' to refer to a guy. It went out of 'slang lang' about 1962.