Tuesday, September 15, 2015

1834. I've heard an alum douche also works

One old bag I know has an agenda;
Wants to tighten her saggy pudenda
Right now, each orgasm
Occurs in a chasm
Wide 'nuf to be walked by Wallenda!

3 comments:

  1. Nicely done. I hope you tell your wife this one isn't about her...

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  2. Thanks for the compliment, Dave. My wife refuses to read my limericks and thinks that by doing so, she will dissuade me from continuing to write 'em.

    Fat chance of that!

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    1. She should know better than that by now.

      You could probably write a book of them.

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