Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Thursday, August 6, 2015
OP193. Older, wiser, super-sizer
Wish I'd thought of this a week and a half ago, when it was my birthday. I've spent 33 years here on Earth And I've grown a whole lot since my birth I'm becoming more sage As I'm adding more age But I'm mostly just adding more girth.
This one prompted me to write #1788. I love quoting my weight in 'stone.' It sounds so much skinnier!!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, I looked it up and worked out the calculation.
DeleteAs I said, I wish I would have pounded this one out earlier. Should I lose the weighty limericks, or amass more of them?
I'm glad you found my verse so flabulous.