Wednesday, August 26, 2015

1805. A slippery slope

This limerick was inspired by an anecdote about Groucho Marx:
He was having problems sexually -- premature ejaculation.  Someone recommended a topical creme guaranteed to prolong erection.  When asked later whether it worked, Groucho reported, "I came rubbing the stuff on."

A virgin who wanted my rod
Had a really tight cunt in her bod
So I rubbed some soft lard on
My big throbbing hard on
In doing so, I shot my wad!

1 comment:

  1. Perhaps you should look over OP162 again for advice (2.10.2015). I was born too late to be of any help to Groucho.

    In all seriousness, I like this one.