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Friday, August 7, 2015
1788. Weight! Weight! Don't tell me.
OP193 brought me mirth 'Cause when speaking of fat, I've no dearth Like Dave, I have grown And I weigh 18 stone Which is how they count poundage in Perth.
(The Scots prounounce it 'Pairth.' Don't know about Aussies.)
I'm glad you like it.
ReplyDeleteFor anyone else who's reading, 18 stone is equivalent to 252 lb. Don't feel bad, I'm still well clear of you there.
"Clear" may be the wrong word, Dave -- especially if we were both trying to get thru a doorway!
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