Limericks of three varieties: Clean, Suggestive, and Filthy! The ones in red
are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Friday, August 7, 2015
1788. Weight! Weight! Don't tell me.
OP193 brought me mirth 'Cause when speaking of fat, I've no dearth Like Dave, I have grown And I weigh 18 stone Which is how they count poundage in Perth.
(The Scots prounounce it 'Pairth.' Don't know about Aussies.)