There once was a bishop of Birmingham
Who would screw the young boys while confirming them
As they'd kneel before God
He'd whip out his rod
And he'd pump his Episcopal sperm in them.
and this one has already appeared in here (PD40-42), but is worth repeating.
There once were two ladies of Birmingham
And this is the story concerning them
They lifted the frock
And diddled the cock
Of the bishop as he was confirming them
The bishop was nobody's fool
He'd been to a large public school
He lowered his britches
And diddled those bitches
With his 12 inch Episcopal tool
But that didn't bother the two
They said as the bishop withdrew
"The vicar is quicker
And thicker and slicker
And longer and stronger than you."
and mine...
Now you've heard of the bishop of Birmingham
And all of the stories concerning him
Though one of his joys
Was screwing small boys
Still the Catholic Church isn't spurning him
For it seems upon learning of these
They'll still let him do as he'll please
And if caught, without fail
They will save him from jail
And move him to a new diocese
And so he can screw all the more
For he knows that the pope will ignore
Him repeating his follies
And getting his jollies
By making the new boys' butts sore.
Hey, Dave -- Stanzas 2-4 of the PD ones already exist in here. I posted them 7/18/12 as PD40-42. No problem, though. They are worth repeating!
ReplyDeleteGood work on your three originals, too!
Damn. I should have checked. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteEdited to reflect that. Thanks for pointing out my brain fart. Seriously.
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