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Tuesday, January 29, 2013
OP74. Heavy petting
I know a young girl from Vancouver So fat a bulldozer can't move her And although she may Not be much of a lay I tell you, she sucks like a Hoover.
Other than mixing past tense (1st line) and present tense (every other line), this one is GREAT, Dave!
ReplyDeleteMay I suggest 1st line of
"There is a young girl from Vancouver"?
Very well, I'll edit this one.
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