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are R- to X-rated. Those with numeric-only labels are my own, those labeled "OP" are from Other Posters, and the ones with "PD" labels are in the Public Domain. You may email me at limericist@cox.net.
Saturday, January 19, 2013
OP69. A farty party (palindrome special)
Just to prove I could actually do one of these myself:
To say "Madam, I'm Adam", ya sot Told name of, sir, is fo' 'em and lot To other, eh, "toot" Too bad, eh, he'd a boot To host on - aha, not so hot.
And how can you tell I'm Canadian?
ReplyDeleteThe uses of "eh" and "a boot" give you away, Dave.
ReplyDeleteI applaud the effort! Damn, writing fore and aft must be hard 'cause your story line and understandability suck. :-))
It's not easy to write a limerick that reads the same way front and back...I don't think I could have made one that made more sense.
ReplyDeleteBasically, he's introducing himself, then he farts, then they kick him out.
Have you ever tried a palindromic limerick?