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Friday, January 25, 2013
929. Whistle while you jerk
There once was a fellow named Lang Who'd whistle while yanking his wang. He'd do it with zest, oh Yes! Speed used was presto Which made him get off with a bang.
Since you have brought up the topic of tempi (for your readers who are ASU Sun Devils fans?), here is one from THE LIMERICK, Book I (#92, p. 19):
ReplyDeleteA young violinist from Rio
Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
. As she took down her panties
. She said, "No andantes;
I want this allegro con brio!"
I would have employed italics for the musical terms, but this Comments format uses only plain text (which, like plainsong, leaves nothing to chants).
Don't you mean UNlike plainsong?
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