Monday, January 7, 2013

909. Don't drink and strive

A do-it-yourselfer named Kotch
Could not do a job without botch-
ing it up.  Spilled hot solder
All over his daughter.
The reason was way too much scotch.


Why is 'solder' pronounced 'sawter', anyway?  Another odd pronunciation is the one for a certain type of jewelry.  Perhaps I'll brooch that subject in another limmie.

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