Monday, January 28, 2013

932-933. With friends like these, who needs enemas?

Queers Bruce and Maurice broke town code,
Leaving Bruce with a smelly brown doad.
Once Bruce had pulled out,
Maurice gave a shout
As he ran to the john to download.


I know a teenager named Tommy
Who does things he won't tell his mommy.
See, Tommy is gay --
He and friend like to play
At the game known as "hide the salami."

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