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Tuesday, January 22, 2013
924. A frank Sumatra limerick
There's a man in Sumatra named Chang Who thinks he can fuck an orang. He's learning to grunt And hopes 'rangutan cunt Will not be too rough on his whang.
I guess Chang's favorite song, considering your title, is "Fly Me to Baboon."
Before proceeding, Chang should consult with the hero of this cautionary tale from Legman's THE LIMERICK (#617, p.126):
There was an old Scot named McTavish Who attempted an anthropoid ravish. . The object of rape . Was the wrong sex of ape, And the anthropoid ravished McTavish.
I guess Chang's favorite song, considering your title, is "Fly Me to Baboon."
ReplyDeleteBefore proceeding, Chang should consult with the hero of this cautionary tale from Legman's THE LIMERICK (#617, p.126):
There was an old Scot named McTavish
Who attempted an anthropoid ravish.
. The object of rape
. Was the wrong sex of ape,
And the anthropoid ravished McTavish.