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Friday, January 18, 2013
920. Why only the guy?
A young college freshman named Ben Took a girl of 15 for a spin. Their act was illicit, Though she was complicit Just Ben spent ten years in the pen.
Statuary World is a home-and-garden retailer with a couple of outlets here in the Oklahoma City area. I had assumed it was a national chain, but it ain't.
I should be fired for bein glazy not to have unearthed this crock before I shard it with you. I think I'll kiln myself; bury me in potter's field.
For their date Ben had driven Lolita to Statutory World where he introduced her to the joys of fine puttery.
ReplyDeleteAs in 'puttering around"? I know you're punning on pottery but WTF?
DeleteStatuary World is a home-and-garden retailer with a couple of outlets here in the Oklahoma City area. I had assumed it was a national chain, but it ain't.
ReplyDeleteI should be fired for bein glazy not to have unearthed this crock before I shard it with you. I think I'll kiln myself; bury me in potter's field.