Wednesday, January 23, 2013

926-927. Ass faults

A flatulent fellow named Mart
Perfected the art of the fart.
Their odor was foul
Which made bystanders howl
And the booms they made flew off the chart!

I've always found this comical...  On the Beatles' White Album, "Why Don't We Do It in the Road?" was immediately followed by "I Will."
A randy young man, a real toad,
Shot his load in a girl in the road!
Her mom was at home,
Which meant they couldn't roam
To a bedroom inside her abode.

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