This story limerick came from a new reader. He wishes to be known as "The Twisted Cowboy."
Wait ‘Til I Tell You A Tall Tale Of The Toll For Some Tail
There once lived a gal of great beauty
In a house known for its ill reputy
Cops wouldn’t arrest her
But instead they caressed her
Then claimed they were doing their duty
The boys came from miles far away
Just to see through her thin negligee
She’d dance then she’d giggle
And prance with a wiggle
Then join each for romps in the hay
Ere long she was swollen and red
And felt like she’d rather be dead
So she went to a doctor
Who promptly defrocked her
And prescribed she spend more time in bed
As her tummy grew bigger and bigger
She could see she was losing her figure
But her cries and her screams
Went unheard so it seems
‘Til her kid bellowed shrieks with more vigor
All the whores treated her with great scorn
Which soon left her feeling forlorn
So she got up and dressed
Then she headed out west
Where she now is a star of fine porn
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