595-602. 8 day's worth

These will have to suffice until The Ides, when I return.

While sucking the dick of a black,
A queer said "Please cut me some slack.
Your cock is so big
That my mouth cannot fig
Ure out how it can take your whole pack."

Connecticut's wealthy town, Darien,
Has a wasteful old woman named Marion.
Money she has amassed
Most likely won't last,
For at spending, you won't find her tarryin'.

A hooker (and horrible looker),
Had a pimp whom she used as her booker.
When johns came to her place
And they looked at her face
They'd put sacks on her head 'fore they'd fook 'er.

A Roman named Coriolanus,
Withheld the plebes' grain -- very heinous!
He was put on display
In a Will Shakespeare play
And portrayed therein as a big anus.

There once was a bastard named Billy,
Who could really disgust a young filly.
While taking a leak,
He'd force her to peek
And to shake the dew off of his lily.

A man (hard of hearing) named Leffer,
Got wed to a healthy young heifer.
And although she roared
Her desires were ignored,
For old Leffer could not have been deafer. 

A carefree old gal named Ramona,
'Round the house would wear just a kimono.
When its closure would gape,
Her man thought of rape
And he'd suddenly get a big bona.

There once was a sports fan named James,
Who hadn't much luck with the dames.
On first dates, wouldn't go
To a new picture show --
'Stead he'd take 'em to basketball games.