I've always loved road trips and will be making one starting tomorrow. I'm meeting my brother in Palm Springs to watch some of the Indian Wells tennis tournament, play some evening blackjack at a nearby Indian casino, and perhaps get in a round of golf. I'll return on the 14th but plan to post LOTS of limmies tomorrow to tide you over.
A bad tennis player named Bob,
Had only one shot -- the high lob.
But he hit them so short
His opponent's retort
Was to smash overheads by the gob.
A sinful old codger named Campbell,
Goes out to Las Vegas to gamble.
Fucks two or three hookers
(All very good lookers),
To win back their cost, he must scramble.
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