There once was a maiden named Hannah,
Who couldn't attract any man. A
Dildo which she used
(One might say she abused)
Was a large and quite unripe banana!
The bi-sexual actress, Anne Heche,
Does things frowned on in old Marrakech.
Ellen got her in bed,
Then twice Annie got wed,
Guess all comers are welcome to mesh.
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