A husband went shopping, was harried,
At checkout, two items (hand-carried.)
Clerk asked "Want a bag?"
He replied without lag,
"No, thank you. I'm already married."
And why is Deborah Kerr pronounced 'car'?
A British girl worked as a clerk,
And after work, liked to go park.
If you'd get her real hot
She would fuck on the spot
But your car windows had to be dark.
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