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Thursday, March 22, 2012
614. Dream boy
There once was a man named McDish,
Who each night went to bed with one wish --
For a man, big and strong,
To come wand'ring along.
McDish (you have gathered) was swish.
Mr. Limericist: Employing the ridiculous "McDish" as your appellation-of-choice* instead of the respectable surname McLish is a cal-less oversight.
*Mine is Clingmans Dome, Tennessee.
Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, born in Anadarko, Oklahoma, had a major league pitching career spanning 1944 to 1964. He then coached and scouted another forty years. For the 1958-59 Cleveland Indians he won 16 and 19 games, respectively. An avid golfer, he recorded eight lifetime holes-in-one.
Mr. Limericist: Employing the ridiculous "McDish" as your appellation-of-choice* instead of the respectable surname McLish is a cal-less oversight.
ReplyDelete*Mine is Clingmans Dome, Tennessee.
Calvin Coolidge Julius Caesar Tuskahoma McLish, born in Anadarko, Oklahoma, had a major league pitching career spanning 1944 to 1964. He then coached and scouted another forty years. For the 1958-59 Cleveland Indians he won 16 and 19 games, respectively. An avid golfer, he recorded eight lifetime holes-in-one.