There once was a woman, Ms. Chester,
Who worked as a new mattress tester.
One night to the store
Brought a man, played the whore
And the cops had to come and arrest her.
There once was a husband named Mort,
Who liked to go out and cavort.
When he would get back
And request a late snack
"Go to hell!" was the angry retort.
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