An athletic man from Zimbabwe,
Jacked off in a very odd-job way.
Used his foot, not his hand
To massage his big gland,
Then used scales to find "What did this gob weigh?"
Jacked off in a very odd-job way.
Used his foot, not his hand
To massage his big gland,
Then used scales to find "What did this gob weigh?"
A battle-worn Scotsman named Doonoch,
For a shirt wears a loose-fitting tunic.
'Neath his kilt nothing swings
For he's missing his "things",
A mortar shell made him a eunuch.
For a shirt wears a loose-fitting tunic.
'Neath his kilt nothing swings
For he's missing his "things",
A mortar shell made him a eunuch.
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